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Wiener Dogs

wiener-dogs

You have two wiener dogs. You prance around the apartment in a costume made out of toilet paper. You say : LOOK AT ME, I’M A STEWARDESS.

Jimi and the Owls

Jimi and the Owls

The new craft at summer camp is drawing chalk owls on the carpets. Jimi Hendrix excels at owls.

A Ferret Gets In

A Ferret Gets In

My front window is broken. A ferret gets in.

Window Lobster

Window Lobster

We are renting a house by the sea. I hear a scuttling noise from the window. When I pull the curtain aside, I find a two-foot lobster crawling up the windowpane.

Bed Pigeon

Bed Pigeon

I find a feather sticking out of a fold in my mattress. When I poke at it, it disappears. After a moment, a head pops up. THERE IS A PIGEON DOWN THERE.

Chickens and Peacocks

Chickens and Peacocks2

It is snowing and I notice chickens in the backyard. The cats are circling, so I pick up two chickens and hold them tightly against my chest. I spot a peacock in the neighbour’s yard – it looks cold and nobody is home, so I rescue it too.

Stuffed Penguin

Stuffed Penguin

We each have a rotting old barn board to float on. Our board flotilla prepares to head out to the island on the clear blue water. You want to put your enormous stuffed penguin onto your board. I argue with you for a while, and then I give up.

Big Black Slug

Slug House

The walls of your house are covered in dirt nearly four inches thick. I climb up a ladder and start scraping it off with my hands. Underneath, there is one Big Black Slug and the walls have disintegrated down to the uprights.

Pinata House

Pinata House

Your house is made of white Adobe clay. It is empty, except for clusters of large piñata animals in the corners of every room.

Cookie Monster's Voice

Cookie Monster's Voice

After the play is over, you start discussing it with me in Cookie Monster’s voice. I am confused, but I roll with it.