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Two Gary Buseys

Two Gary Buseys

Two undercover police officers in pink furry coats are investigating the murder of a young girl. They are both Gary Busey.

Jimi and the Owls

Jimi and the Owls

The new craft at summer camp is drawing chalk owls on the carpets. Jimi Hendrix excels at owls.

Joni Mitchell's Head

Joni Mitchell's Head

I keep Joni Mitchell’s head on my piano. Occasionally I reach up and tickle her under her chin. I say : WHO’S A PRETTY GIRL?

Tom Petty's Hair

Tom Petty's Hair

People have always told me that I look like Tom Petty except more bald. I ask a hairdresser to fix up my hair exactly like his. Then, I walk through the city pretending to be Tom Petty. People buy me drinks.

Donald Trump's Mistress

Donald Trump's Mistress

Donald Trump rents a room for his mistress on the second floor of a noisy and cluttered family home. Her ceiling is only 5 feet high, so Donald hunches over and talks to her awkwardly from the doorway.

Candice Bergen is Uncomfortable

Candice Bergen is Uncomfortable

Candice Bergen is at the next table. I want to take her photograph, but I know she doesn’t want me to. So, I take a picture of myself imitating her uncomfortable facial expression.

John Stamos Gets Married

John Stamos Gets Married

John Stamos falls in love with an extremely pretty Hispanic girl at the party. She turns out to be a boy. They get busy in the elevator. John enjoys himself very much. Later, they get married.

Prince's Car Keys

Prince's Car Keys

DREAM #107 : I ask Prince to give me his car keys. He says he will, after he finishes singing Baby Got Back in the hotel restaurant. The guests applaud politely, and Prince hands me his keys.

Jeffrey Dean Morgan in the Bathtub

Jeffrey Dean Morgan in the Bath

I attend a performance where the audience walks through an occupied apartment and observes the goings-on. It’s like .. reality theatre. Jeffrey Dean Morgan is in the bathtub. He breaks the fourth wall in order to meet me, and invites me up to his room.

Gregory Peck Wears Shorts

Gregory Peck Wears Shorts

MY MOTHER :
Gregory Peck is coming over later.

ME :
Is he still alive?

MY MOTHER :
Well, he was 7 years ago. And anyway, he wears shorts now.