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Trump's Twin Daughters

Trump's Twin Daughters

I am Donald Trump’s adolescent twin daughters. I am the nice one, but I am the slutty one.

Orange Cat Tail

We find a severed orange cat tail beside the front door. How mysterious, we think.

Hockey Raccoon

A small raccoon lives in a red cone dangling from the goalie’s belt.

Paint Tigers

paint-tigers

You buy a $3000 machine that grinds up anything and turns it into plain white house paint. You say it even works on Tigers.

Staple Zombies

staple-zombies

I create a three-dimensional zombie diorama by shooting staples through a piece of cardboard for the arms.

Two Gary Buseys

Two Gary Buseys

Two undercover police officers in pink furry coats are investigating the murder of a young girl. They are both Gary Busey.

Jimi and the Owls

Jimi and the Owls

The new craft at summer camp is drawing chalk owls on the carpets. Jimi Hendrix excels at owls.

Joni Mitchell's Head

Joni Mitchell's Head

I keep Joni Mitchell’s head on my piano. Occasionally I reach up and tickle her under her chin. I say : WHO’S A PRETTY GIRL?