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Window Lobster

Window Lobster

We are renting a house by the sea. I hear a scuttling noise from the window. When I pull the curtain aside, I find a two-foot lobster crawling up the windowpane.

Overboard

Overboard

When we get back to the boat, I realize that half of our party had been left behind. They have all fallen overboard, and are bobbing around in the water waiting for us. I apologize. They are pretty wrinkly.

Burrito Pants

Burrito Pants

You jump into the frozen river. After a minute you climb back out, completely unfazed by the cold. I see that your pants are made Out of flattened AMY’S ORGANIC BURRITO boxes.

Stuffed Penguin

Stuffed Penguin

We each have a rotting old barn board to float on. Our board flotilla prepares to head out to the island on the clear blue water. You want to put your enormous stuffed penguin onto your board. I argue with you for a while, and then I give up.

A Bad Idea

A Bad Idea

You ask me if it is safe to swim – the waves are only 2 to 3 feet high, you were told. I point at the ocean, where the waves are more than 20 feet high, and vicious. I say : IT’S PROBABLY NOT A GOOD IDEA.

Bathtub Apolcalypse

Bathtub Apocalypse

After the apocalypse, I try to escape the city. I can’t find a boat, so I launch a bathtub into the river. I paddle with my hands, searching for a deserted island. But all the islands have people on them, and I don’t play well with others.

Sink Phoenix

phoenix

I have to put my phoenix into the sink every time it is reborn, so that it does not burn down the house.

Banana Seat

Banana Seat

I am wearing a bridesmaid’s dress and riding on the back of your banana seat bicycle. We are trying to get to city hall, but my dress keeps getting caught in the chain.

Syst-Must Moans

Syst-Must Moans

In Vienna we visit an avocado-themed nightclub. A guacamole river runs sludgily through the dining area. People dip things in it. The chef has a black eye, and the busboys are naked. My mother is taken aback. She says she will sit at a table near the back, if I want to dance. I reply that I can’t dance because I have a bad case of the Syst-Must Moans.

Whales

Whales

I am swimming. The waves are high and I am in over my head. Someone is hacking away at a narrow spit protecting my harbour. When it is breached, rough waters pour in. Further out, two whales are jumping in and out of the water. People call to me from the beach. I head out to sea.